I have now made myself A Round Tuit.
It’s tatted, with ring and with chain.
And now I can always point to it
If I say “around to it” again.
There’s a Bucks fan I’m longing to tackle.
There’s a Bedfordshire collar with cuff.
And now that I have A Round Tuit
I can happily say “time’s enough”.
For if one has got A Round Tuit
There are no more excuses to make.
All you do is just dig in and start it
No matter what time it might take!